Juice WRLD's Faked Seizure

Rapper, songwriter, and beloved internet personality, Juice WRLD, was found dead on December 8th 2019 in his apartment. The cause of death was a seizure that was induced by pills, poppers, poisons, so much to inflame the lining sitting safe inside of his skull.

But, speculations over Juice WRLD's death came immediately in a firestorm that was social media. According the the police report, 70 pounds of marijuana were found in the apartment he was renting. 70 pounds of marijuana may seem like a lot, to WRLD, it was nothing. WRLD can be seen in almost every photograph smoking what is known as "the good kush."

If marijuana is not the case of death then what about the pills? Well see the thing is, the 4th Amendment does not allow for unreasonable search or seizure. Juice WRLD has never broken the law in the past and now that hes a world renown musician why would he waste his future? Thing is, we have a confession from WRLD himself...

"I faked my death to change my name to 'Sauce WRLD' so the future generation can learn what happens when you get lost in the sauce, or, drugs," WRLD stated. When asked about the new music he will make he stated, "anything better than my hit songs 'All Girls Are The Same' and 'Lucid Dreams' because those songs are absolute ass."

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