Carl Azuz Dies at Age 87

Known as the CNN anchor for the Student News section of the news website, Carl Azuz has died last night in the hospital due to epidermal cancer. Scientists have concluded that Carl was 87 years in age. How? He looked to be at least 25-30 years old. Scientists say that he has been using an experimental age cream that made him look younger. he faked his age so that he could be the world renown CNN anchor. His previous job was centered in the middle of Nepal, working as a pot maker. After speculations of him being a witch (because of his never aging body), he faked his death and swam to America.

When living in America, he became severely depressed that his former love interest, Vladmir Putin, couldn't come with him.

The way Carl died was a shocker. Doctors say that he died thanks to skin cancer thanks to his experimental cream. After death, there was a beeping in his heart and doctors say after about a few beeps, a huge explosion happened. Carl knew someday his cream would backfire and he had to hide the cream so no one else could get it.

Carl has brought joy to this world and we will forever miss him, not only because of his punny puns, but because of the love that filled our hearts when he spoke to us.