Fun Fact: Being Alive Causes Death

On the 11th of April, scientist found a shocking connection to the existence of man and death. Studies show that when you take a breath you are actually getting closer to death. Recent findings conclude that everything that lives dies.

Gerontologist, Dmitri Slovakonov, studied the cause of death. His former scientist pals shall be remembered in his new book, The Un-Curable Sickness. His data has been seen by the FDA and he is being awarded a Nobel Peace Prize. His results are shown below.

Researchers found important connections to daily life actions and the speed of death. Breathing, eating, moving. They all affect how fast we can increase our percentage of death. So try to stay inside and avoid activities such as, looking around, thinking, dreaming, sleeping, and living.